Boy, I started a topic I didn't know I started.

So, why don't you police a little if it gets OT? Put the forums in their place. And if someone doesn't want to post a name, at LEAST put something like this:
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Hootie
MonsterCommerce Tech Support
techsupport@monstercommerce.com
1-800-MCROCKS
No personal info (short of your username) and contact goes through the proper channels. There will be abusers, but you can't avoid them on a forum -- just "not gonna happen."

And it will still say MCStaff off to the left, so people know you are staff if they know to look there (that took me a while.)

I mean, why hide your identity to the point that no one knows you are working for the store? I do understand not wanting it to be a personal message field, or getting things off topic. Understandable. But the more ways you give people to see how great your customer service is, the more ways you gain customers.
My two cents.